Saturday, April 13, 2013

The Best Adoption Scam Email I've Gotten Yet

I giggled all the way through it.


Hello my dear, how are you today,

I found your post on wanting to adopt child ; I will like to inform you that my real Name is Zahinah mariam Fabius I am (22yrs) old from North Mali, west Africa by origin but I am presently leaving in Burkina Faso as a Refugee because of the incident that occurred in my family.

l am a lady who lost her parent's in the ongoing conflicts in my country this has brought great pains into my life that I find myself struggling to stand again. My survival here has been really tough. I will really consider this relationship as serious thing, open in everything and honest because i was raped by these people and became pregnant as a result but i do not know what to do.

I am fair in complexion, 5 ft7 in, 60kg, I am undergraduate, I like reading novels, watching movies and sports, I love going beside the beach during the summer season, I love swimming, I also like watching football but I am not a footballer, I know this email will find you in good emotional condition. Knowing fully well that race, age, religion, ethnicity and nationality can give no hindrance to our relationship, wish we are building as it the best to the way I am seeing it.

My Dear, I have no experience of any foreign relationship but I believe with you I am covered, we black are good and respectful to our beloved one, I believe your presence is making a great difference in me, It bring joy to my life again, my Dear your little word has brought great joy to me, My tears has been wipe up, I really cannot express my feeling about you today but I am happy,

My dear I am confident and believe with your sincerity understanding and everlasting relationship, I feel something strange in me that has made me decided to extend relationship into a deep and everlasting relationship although it depends on your considerations, to me I need someone who I will settle and help me out with what is left behind for me.

I also wish to let you know that things have never been the same ever since our arrival. i like to look into the possibility of taking in the unborn baby through your support. I know how difficult it takes the heart of love of an individual to do such kind of help to person so easily like that but my believe is that God will use you to help me recall my dream again. I will be happy to meet you if possible.

Yours ever,


I'm kinda digging that name, though. I might have to steal it for my baby names list... Zahinah. Heh.

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